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Khanh the Killjoy

Jesus fucking Christ, this is so bad.

Teardrop (Teardrop Trilogy) - Lauren Kate

Love triangle AND insta-love. And a boy who makes Edward Cullen seem like a nice, reasonable young man who gives the girl he loves plenty of space to grow and be herself.

 

So far, Luce is more likeable than Eureka. And more reasonable. And smarter. And you guys know how I feel about Luce, the Crown Princess in my Holy Trinity of Dumb YA Characters.

Eureka (yes, her name is Eureka) is rear-ended by a boy and falls in love with him on the spot.

Mysterious boy is not who he seems. He's older than he seems. He's been watching over Eureka her whole life. He practically punches Brooks, Eureka's male best friend since childhood the instant he meets him.

 

Eureka then shrieks like a harpy at her beloved best friend because he wasn't polite to the guy who practically tackled him. He should have introduced himself first (she literally says that).

 

Dumb fucking bitch. God, kill me now.