In honor of Cory's birthday, since we're unable to go out and get shitfaced drunk together irl, I'm going to do the next best thing.
WHAT THE FUCK.
You know what cognitive dissonance is? It is reading the introduction, in Mac's voice, as she lies there in agonized misery, as she ponders her existence, as she thinks about the past, as she struggles to recall Barrons' voice...
AND THEN HOW DIDDLY HO, NEIGHBORS, IT'S DANI, GUYS, AND WE'RE GOING TO HUNT US SOME FECKING FAE RIGHT FECKING NOW!!!!!!
NO. I DO NOT WANT THIS. UGH.