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Khanh the Killjoy

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The Almost Girl - Amalie Howard

You're a secret assassin! You're on Earth, trying to blend in as a high schooler to fulfil your mission!

 

Must. Be. Inconspicuous!

 

Step 1: dye your hair blue

 

Step 2: act like a supreme bitch to anyone who tries to start a conversation with you

 

Gotcha. Blending in just fine.

 

Oh, and your potential love interest? My dear, he has a girlfriend. And he just called his own girlfriend a bitch.

 

You got some fucking good taste in men there.