Khanh the Killjoy

Oh, dear - 10%

The Almost Girl - Amalie Howard

You're a secret assassin! You're on Earth, trying to blend in as a high schooler to fulfil your mission!


Must. Be. Inconspicuous!


Step 1: dye your hair blue


Step 2: act like a supreme bitch to anyone who tries to start a conversation with you


Gotcha. Blending in just fine.


Oh, and your potential love interest? My dear, he has a girlfriend. And he just called his own girlfriend a bitch.


You got some fucking good taste in men there.